I love a bargain. I like to save money on everything from my weekly shopping to my family holiday (this is how I afford my family holiday). Recently I discovered Groupon, in fact I discovered the Groupon app for my iphone, and it did rather tickle my fancy. Basically it is a website offering discount coupons to use on products or services with local or national companies. To find out more about how it works , click on this link.
So here’s the cool part. The folks at Groupon have given me a voucher for their site worth a whole £20 to giveaway to one of my readers. Here’s how it’s going to work:
To enter leave me a comment telling me your best bad joke. You might get the Groupon vouchers and my eldest son gets a great collection of jokes to take back to school after half term (so keep them clean).
For extra entries :
tweet ”I want to win Groupon vouchers with @purpleella at https://www.purpleella.com/2011/10/groupon-giveaway’
like Purplemum on Facebook.
Then leave me a comment letting me know you did it. Closing date for the giveaway is November 8th. I’ll pick a winner at random and Groupon will supply the winner with their vouchers.
This competition is now closed.
Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo 🙂
Groan , keep in clean 🙂
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.
I also like you on facebook
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
(sorry, it’s the only joke I can ever remember aside from Piers Morgan being a judge on Britain’s Got Talent)
And I’ve tweeted @meedja
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
I’ve just discovered groupon too so would love to win!
I’m on twitter as @Beachpebble
And I’ve tweeted your comp xx (@Beachpebble)
A man walked into a bar …
…ouch
Always made me laf!
why did the banana go to hospital? cos he wasn’t peeling very well…boom boom
this was granddaughters favourite joke when she was 6
tweeted as well @pooohbear2811
I love this joke and its pretty perfect timing given it’s Halloween next week
How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern? — with a pumpkin patch!
@suburban1mummy
Why is the sand wet? Because the sea weed.
Tweeted @ericahughes
knock knock
who’s there
cash
cash who
no thanks but i’d like a peanut please
i have tweeted as @ashlallan
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
a fav cracker joke
Have tweeted as well @LouiseRWs
thanks
Why did Tigger smell? Because he played with Pooh!
forgot to leave contact – @01592_katie
I have tweeted @01592_katie
Have liked on Facebook.
@01592_katie
How does the moon cut his hair? – ‘e clips 😉
@caro_mad
I have also tweeted as @caro_mad x
What did one bee say to the other bee? Buzz off!
I have sent the tweet @annieanna24
I have liked your facebook page
2 muffins are sitting in an oven, one says “Oh my gosh its getting hot in here”, the others exclaims “WOW, A TALKING MUFFIN???”
Tweeted @robynlclarke
Like on Facebook (Robyn Logan)
@robynlclarke
Liked on FB and twitter and tweeted.
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz
2 drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff..
Ba – dum – chhhh!
Hehehehe 🙂 xxxxxxx
Also following on facebook 🙂 xxxxxx
Q:What did 0 say to 8?
A:Nice Belt.
I don’t know why but that really tickles me!!
I like you on Facebook too 🙂
Katie
X
I love Groupon!
What did one racing tomato say to the other?
Ketchup!
@cheepcheepcheep
Oh, and I’ve tweeted @cheepcheepcheep
Ooooh, I LOVE Groupon! I’ve also just discovered the app on my iPhone and I’m looking forward to some great deals.
I am terrible at jokes (good or bad!), this is the best I have:
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
I’ve tweeted and liked on Facebook too.
Mum I need a new bum!
Why?
This one has a crack in it!