Dear parking sign, could you please display the parking rules a little more clearly. I read it wrong and came back to a nasty yellow ticket on my windscreen. Now I am cross and I have only got myself to blame.
love a considerably skinter purplemum.
Dear chinese takeaway, when I ordered plain noodles I was hoping for plain noodles. They arrived with carrots, spring onions and bean sprouts. This meant my children wouldn’t eat them and I had to eat them all, now I feel sick.
Dear cat owners please could you stop your cat pooping on my garden, it makes me gip as I’m cleaning it up.
Dear locking pixie are you tired ? I appreciate you need a rest but I only ask you to do the central locking on my car every couple of days. While you rest your pixie feet I am child wrangling in the road whilst trying to unlock the car with a key.
love your loyal driver.